1) What day were you born (not date)? Thursday

2) What is your favorite candy? The blood of an un-baptized infant

3) Is your favorite type of chocolate dark, milk, or white? Dark.

4) Who is your favorite video game character? Luigi

5) What is your favorite color? Black and Green

6) How many siblings do ye have? 1 brother

7) Which Disney theme parks have you visited? none, Disney is for nazis.

8) Do you have/have you had/are you going to have braces for your teeth? I'm getting them soon.

9) Do you have a laptop or a desktop? laptop.

10) Do you play any instruments, and, if yes, which ones? I used to play the viola, but i quit cause i always wanted to plat the bass (not the bass giutar)

11) Name one place that you would like to visit. Tokyo

12) Do you have glasses/contacts? Im supposed to wear glasses but theyre annoying

13) Who is your favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe (or Pappa Poe as i call him)

14) Have you ever been on a vessel at sea? Nope.

15) Who is your favorite anime/manga character (for those you who don't know, anime is animated manga, which is a Japanese artistic style)? Princ August!!!

16) What is your favorite kind of cookie? Chocolate chip. Oatmeal raisin? Monkey

17) What is your favorite website? Homestarrunner.com

18) How do you listen to music? Headphones.

19) What would you like to (or what did you/what are you going to) major in college?
IDK my BFF Jill?


Whether or not you read Harry Potter, if Rowling's Harry Potter world were real and you went to Hogwarts, what house would you want to be sorted into? Remember the adjectives and nouns associated with each house:

Hufflepuff - just, loyal, hardworking, tolerant, fair
Gryffindor - brave, noble, knightly, courageous, chivalric
Ravenclaw - ready mind, intelligent, witty, creative, wise
Slytherin - ambition, cunning, resourcefulness, pure blood heritage

That StupID Nazi hat.

21) What is your favorite television show? Six Feet Under.

22) Who is your favorite Pirates of the Caribbean character? Nada.

23) Do you prefer to stay up late or go to bed early? Neither, i just dont sleep.

24) As a pirate, what weapon would you prefer to wield: sword, pistol, or grenade? Sword

25) Who is your favorite actress? Idk.... I guess.. Jaeane Garofalo

26) What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word "evil"? MTV

27) Have you ever really drunk rum, wine, or beer? Nope

28) If you could have one of the following special abilities, what would it be?

Flight without needing helpful objects (ex. brooms)
To turn yourself invisible at will
To time travel at the snap of one's fingers
To breathe underwater for an unlimited period of time

I believe i can flyyyyyy!

29) Have you ever gone surfing? Nah.

30) What do you enjoy drawing? Dead things...

31) Do you enjoy gigantic roller coasters? Nahh

32) Would you major/minor in piratology in college if it were offered? .. Minor

33) Do you prefer potato chips or corn chips? Computer chips.

34) Whether or not you watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, which nation would you like to be born into? Remember that the nation that you choose corresponds with the element that you control.

Water Tribe (benevolent; adaptive; controls water)
Fire Nation (intense, ferocious, controls electricity and fire)
Earth Kingdom (strong, controls earth)
Air Nomads (peaceful, harmonious, controls air)

Loves me some air nomads

35) Name any pets that you have. Raven, Leo, Fuji

36) What is the title of your favorite book (or series of books)? The Book of Mormon HAHAHA no

37) What languages other than English do you know/are you learning? Tengo una clase de Espanol en mi esuela

38) Do you dislike more: hot or cold weather? I hate the sun.

39) What is your favorite video game? Super Mario 64

40) Do you like spicy food? Mehhh

41) Is there anything weighing heavily on your mind? No?

42) Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil? Pen.

43) Who is your favorite actor? Woody Allen.

44) If you have a cell phone, what type of cell phone do you have? A talking brick with the words "Double Pie" painted on the side.

45) Do you prefer the sun or the moon? Moon.

46) If you had to choose, which Pirate Lord would you follow/serve/pledge allegiance to and why? (This is based on the nine Pirate Lords at the Fourth Meeting of the Brethren Court.)

Ammand of the Black Sea
Hector Barbossa of the Caspian Sea
Jack Sparrow of the Caribbean Sea
Elizabeth Swann/Turner of the South China Sea
Chevalle of the Mediterranean Sea
Ching of the Pacific Ocean
Jocard of the Atlantic Ocean
Sumbhajee of the Indian Ocean
Villenueva of the Adriatic Sea

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.

47) What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Mango

48) What is your favorite Pokemon? Totally Executor

49) Do you find yourself habitually on deviantART? nahh

50) Name one thing that you look forward to in the future: Ireland!!